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Hello there, lovely. Welcome to my blog. If you’re here I assume you’re also a deranged little doofus, and I love that about you. The brainrot gripped me and never let go, so this is primarily a steddie blog (and occasionally a personal one when I remember to check my asks.)
Steddie fic masterlist below. I also post a ton of drabbles and shorter stories on my blog, and if you want more content you can check out the monthly writing challenge I created and run with @steddieas-shegoes at @steddiemicrofic <3
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in progress
trailer park steve au
currently rated M | posting to tumblr in daily parts under #trailer park steve au, which will be added to ao3 as chapters are completed
In which the Munsons get new neighbors, but instead of the Mayfields it’s the former King Steve and his recently widowed mom.
manic goblic dream boy
12.8k | not rated | 27/? chapters | ao3
this is where I archive all my tumblr drabbles when I remember to actually do that. each chapter is a standalone piece
completed fics
the kind of charm we need
548 words | G | pre-relationship missing scene written for @steddiemicrofic september | ao3
Nancy doesn’t appreciate him, but someone else might.
nine of diamonds
1.1k | T | crack-fluff written while my train was delayed | ao3
a kinda-sorta-not-really Eddie POV sequel to ‘is this your card?’
Satanic Ritual: DO NOT WATCH!!
5.8k | E | weirdly sentimental slut time based on art by @inklessletter | ao3
Chicago 1994: Steve and Eddie move in together, then they watch a film.
at the bottom you’ll find all our friends
400 words | M | MCD/angst | ao3
The trouble is, Eddie doesn’t stay dead. (written for @steddiemicrofic, a monthly prompt challenge on tumblr. July prompt: ‘pool’ | 442 words)
yoga dom steve series
33.3k | E | dom steve x sub eddie kink exploration series | ao3
Eddie’s ADHD as hell and Steve’s a hot stretchy boi who’s gonna box breath the brain bees into submission. or something.
- relax (lay it back): 12k | E | ao3 | cowritten with @gorgeousgreymatter-x for @flintandfuss’s birthday
- relax (that’s that): 2.6k | E | ao3
- a masterpiece of art, it’s true: 3.3k | M | ao3
- i know it’s hard to do: 9k | E | ao3
- blue dream: 6.3k | E | ao3
your kiss is on my list
2.3k | T | fluff, getting together | ao3
Steddie Week 2023, day 3: discover | first kiss | ‘kiss on my list’ by hall & oates
is this your card?
4.5k | T | hellhonk origins | ao3
Steve, Robin, and Eddie kill time in a bar.
damn right, you do
2.7k | T | prompt fill for @mcneen | ao3
Steve could use a hug. Fortunately Eddie’s a great hugger.
Monsoon Season
6.1k | E | crack prompt author AU | ao3
Beloved children’s author Eddie Munson, meet notoriously petty smut writer Steve Harrington.
TITS! Magazine
11.9k | E | art student Eddie x model Steve AU | ao3
Eddie finds a magazine, then he finds a man.
No Son of Mine
4.5k | M | angst, hurt-comfort | ao3
Steve shows up at Eddie’s door with a handprint on his cheek and his heart on his sleeve.
i’ll stop the world and freeze with you
634 words | G | meet-cute AU drabble | ao3
Eddie promised he’d take Max ice skating, only he doesn’t actually have a single solitary fucking clue what he’s doing. Good thing there’s a very helpful Hot Guy who can assist.
The Great Scavenger Hunt of 1986
7.9k | T | heart-warming Christmas fluff | ao3 | listen to the podfic
In 1985, Little Debbie releases their new Christmas tree snack cakes. In 1986, Robin gets the flu, and Steve sets out to cheer her up with festive treats. It’s easier said than done.
(My one and only completed attempt at podfic, godDAMN how do y’all finish these editing projects?) written for Hellfire Christmas 2022
patience is a virtue
1.7k | E | self-indulgent pwp | ao3
Being patient sucks. Literally.
hayrides and late harvests
651 words | M | pre-smut drabble | ao3
day 5, prompt #31: “Let me help you. I’m begging you to let me help you.”
Bobbing for Apples at the Bottom of Lover’s Lake
1.9k | M | getting together, mopey steve x vampire eddie | ao3
Steve goes missing at the Halloween house party; Eddie tracks him down.
Steve H. Who Works in Accounting
2.9k | E | pwp that made me laugh | ao3
Robin’s in pain. Steve’s bisexuality isn’t helping. (or: Steve gets embarrassed and apparently he’s kinda into that.)
discontinued fics
note: fics in this section are NOT complete and will very likely stay that way. read them, write your own version, print em out and eat em if you like but so HELP ME if you ask when the next chapter is coming i’ll end u thank u 😘
stupid fucking star stuff
3.4k | M | stardust AU | ao3
Steve’s a star and Eddie’s in love with a guitar.
babysitters and book signings
4.2k | G | famous author Eddie x just-some-guy Steve | ao3
Steve takes the kids to a convention to meet their favorite fantasy author, one critically-acclaimed and unfairly attractive Eddie Munson.